UFO Delays Atlantis Landing

Don't you dare accuse the press of sensationalizing this story. Apparently the Space shuttle Atlantis has had its landing rescheduled after a mysterious object was seen floating out of its cargo bay. Scientists aren't sure if the object is something important or vital to the shuttle making a safe reentry. In a totally unrelated development, Canadian mission specialist Steve MacLean has not been seen or heard from since this story broke early Tuesday.